Wednesday, November 25, 2009

didn't put up resistance

i'm done. done. done for.
this is my ideal occupation: science comedian.

ninja assassin is going to be soooo good. i can feel it. it's the perfect antidote to new moon but features just as much shirtlessness. :) perfect!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

don't you know it's wrong? can't you get it right?

netbook'um başarılı! kütüphanenin interneti çok hızlı değil. ama olmasın da zaten, o zaman hiç kapatamam.
ben closer adlı filmi severim. clive owen'ın karakterini çok korkunç bulmuştum. gizem ile sinemada izlemiştik, biraz çarpmıştı. worst movie of all time listesine nasıl girmiş bilmiyorum ama bu paragraf beni çok güldürdü. gerçi kütüphanedeydim, gülemedim pek. içimde kaldı.
Now, I don't know why they turned a comedic play into an intensely serious movie. Interesting choice! Luckily (luckily?), they didn't get rid of any of that classic insufferable theatrical dialogue. At one point, Clive Owen and Julia Roberts are verbally sparring, and he says "you forget that you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnivore," and she responds, "you seem more like the cat who got the cream, you can stop licking yourself," and he says, "that is the cruelest thing you've ever said to me." BURN? I bet that is a killer burn. I'm going to go back to college and figure out what the fuck the two of them are even talking about, and then I am going to laugh and laugh, I'm sure.
i love best week ever headlines: Rolling Stone Takes Avant-Garde, “Shirted” Approach To Taylor Lautner Cover. matt taibbi'nin makalesi güme gider bu kapakla.
i confess! i find noah baumbach's movies touching. and i don't even know why, there is no one i can closely identify with. but i think i understand them. nasıl yani? :)
i feel so safe and i love mcsweeneys' miscellaneous features.
1. Why Snoopy?

Look, folks, let's get something straight. This isn't a personal vendetta between our Task Force and the balloon characters. They get out of alignment, we act. Now I realize Snoopy is a staple of Thanksgiving Day. But only so long as he's connected to 70 handling lines and trailed by a van full of emergency sandbags. Once he gets loose, we have a 90-second window before he breaks international air space regulations, which have been in place since the Cold War, and becomes a menace to jetliners and satellites. For that reason, I ordered our Task Force to take Snoopy down. So if you want to point fingers, you point them here. Our units were just following orders.

Monday, November 23, 2009

you know i haven't slept in weeks

let's see if i can make it through to thursday. three midterms and one project. sanırım artık okula gitmeye hazır.
satellite heart is my favorite off the album. it's the perfect lullaby.
videogum struggles too.